About La Bohemie

Glenda - The Visionary Architect
Our beloved creator, a web designer with impeccable taste who had the brilliant idea to give three opinionated aunts a digital platform. What could possibly go wrong?

Alpie Moreau - The Atmospheric One
Eldest sister, British-French, serves wisdom slowly with expensive coffee and refuses to rush anyone's emotional breakthrough. Lives in Crown Hollow above Zurich, where even the furniture has feelings.

Gem Moreau - The Protective One

Middle sister, Japanese-German, the family's designated guardian who approaches digital safety with the intensity of a military operation. Asks the hard questions because someone has to.

Valentine Moreau - The Sharp One
Youngest sister, Flemish-French, prefers truth served neat without emotional cushioning. Lives next door to Alpie with considerably less patience for sentiment and an inexplicable fondness for dissecting luxury purchases.

We don't rush closure here. We serve it slow, with excellent taste and zero tolerance for mediocrity. Whether you need atmospheric wisdom, surgical precision, or protective counsel, we've got you covered - probably in something Italian and definitely overpriced.

Come for the luxury goods psychology, stay for the family dysfunction disguised as sophisticated commentary.

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With questionable judgment but excellent taste,

Glenda & The Moreau Sisters

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