Welcome
Stories Draped in Linen, Dipped in Gin
Memoirs & misadventures, with the soft tyranny of monogrammed restraint
Memoirs & misadventures, with the soft tyranny of monogrammed restraint
Crown Hollow is a quiet atelier above Zurich—imagined, yes, but no less real. It’s where I go when the world tilts too sharp, and I need a room that understands how I think. The stories settle here, slowly. Memories breathe easier. Auntie never rushes the tea, and the light knows better than to stare. Come in. There’s a chair that feels like it’s always been yours, and it’s waiting.
Occasional tales. A little wit. Maybe a risotto if the mood’s right. No promises.
© La Bohemie MMXXV. All stories, sighs, and scarves reserved.
We don’t rush closure here. We serve it slow, with espresso and full-fat truth. — Alpie Moreau
It helps us analyze traffic, optimize your experience, and judge you silently from behind the curtain.
Consent and pretend you’re fine with it like the rest of us.